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Internet Book of Shadows, (Various Authors), [1999], at sacred-texts.com

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THE CHILDISH EDDA -Poul Anderson -Ron Ellik

(Tune: "Tramp, Tramp, Tramp")

Yggdrasil, where Nine Worlds clash, is a noble piece of ash

That shelters Norns and Gods and all that crew

There, a Dragon gnaws the base of an Eagle's resting place,

And four Harts, a Goat and Squirrel are there too!

Frigga took a year or so, and, except for mistletoe

Got from everything an Oath for Balder's good

Evil Loki wished him harm, so he hired Hodr's arm,

And the staff the Blind God threw was kissing-wood!

Tyr vowed Fenris-Wolf his hand if he couldn't break the Band

That All-Father's wisdom made both light and hefty...

Lupine muscles strained away, but the magic held its' sway -

And from then on, till The Time, they called Tyr "Lefty!"

When Thor went out to fish, he quickly got his wish, and he hauled a Jormangandr from the Bay.

But Hymr cut the cable, and Thor was only able

To brag about the "one that got away..."

When Thor called upon the Giants, they didn't show defiance,

But they soon got rid of him, and of his Hammer!

For the sea he could not swallow, and old Grandmaw beat him hollow,

And the House-Pet caused an awful katzenjammer!

Asa-Thor became a "her" for to repossess Mjollnir,

And unto a frosty brute his troth did plight;

But the vittles that he ate would an army more than sate,

And the chefs at Utgard always rued that night!

Each God's Apple every day, kept the doctor far away

'Til a Giant captured Ydun from their Halls...

Loki fetched home Bragi's Bride, with Her health-food store beside,

Plus a char-broiled eagle underneath the Walls!

Odin said to Mim: "I think I would sort of like a drink."

Answered Mim: "That will cost you your left eye!

For you've come up very late to the Well at Wisdom's Gate

And the set-up prices, after hours, are high!"

Oh, the Giants brought their War up to Bifrost's very Door

And the battling wrecked Asgards perfect clime-

Jormungandr, Hel and Fenris dealt out Death in doses generous

And, in fighting, did the Aesir pass The Time! *

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